Your cartoonist ist a big aviation enthusiast. One particular design that’s always fascinated him is the German WW2 era Bachem Ba 349 Natter (“Adder”), developed just before the end of the war. It was a tiny, vertically-launching rocket plane designed to shoot down incoming bombers. Constructed mainly of wood it was designed for speeds of up to 1,000 km/h. It was also partially disposable, with the main rocket engine and the pilot returning to the ground by parachute. It only flew once, immediately crashed, killing the unlucky test pilot. It’s designer went on to build caravans after the war – probably a bit less dangerous.
… between two points is a straight line. This doesn’t seem to apply in the town of Milton Keynes in the UK, however. Here, the town planners have decided to build pointless roundabouts every 200 meters or so. Very difficult in a rental car when balancing a smartphone on knee for navigation.
Oh yes, and while we are at it, Vauxhall, that 1.0l three cylinder you put in your Astra is ludicrous.
The sausage will be the cigarette of the future, says a guy from a major German sausage factory (Ruegenwalder). He ought to know.
Despite it being so unhealthy (your cartoonist read recently that a sausage has almost no nutritional value whatsoever), Szpylbert misses the occasional good Currywurst. This is essentially a fried sausage with curry sauce, traditionally served with chips and mayo. You’ll get this if you order a “CPM” (Currywurst-Pommes-Mayo) or an “Asi-Teller” (something like “idiot’s plate”) at a German fast food place.
A big fan of space travel, your cartoonist only recently noticed that NASA got rid of its great “worm” logo, consisting of the word NASA in futuristic red letters. Looked great on the sides of rockets and space ships and inspired countless logos of other space administrations (ESA, JAXA, etc). Instead, they went back to the boring logo from the 1950s. Yawn. The worm logo ist still used, though, by the NASA Federal Credit Union which is an organisation that lends money to NASA employees, retirees an a bunch of other people. Double yawn.
According to this commentary, many Americans will want to own guns because of deeply ingrained cultural myths. As someone who thinks about the evaluation of stuff, Szpylbert might have something, well… unconventional to add to the gun control debate. Here goes:
As every boy knows, firearms have a special aesthetic to them that makes them appear functional, dangerous and cool. That’s because they literally are precision engineered killing instruments. But what if guns were to appear ridiculous rather than dangerous? Think sex toys… Szpylbert imagines that far fewer crimes would happen with ridiculous looking guns. Maybe there’s an approach here. Make guns look like what they really are: absurd, pointless objects that should be embarrassing to own.
Szpylbert is now diversifying into abstract art. This has nothing to do with the fact that he has been playing with his new tablet (birthday present; it has a pen and is excellent). Here is yesterday’s work – based on countless doodles he has done over the recent decades – uploaded to this blog for posteriority.